reasons not to kill yourself
- chicken tender
- the billionth number of pi is 9
- it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
- sponges feel cool
- highdeas.com
- joe biden
- the letter Q
- dirt
Some of these are legitimately calming.
Are you okay
You look tired
You look upset
You look confused
Are you mad at me
What are you mad at
IT'S MY FACE
A closer look at the texture
this is my hole. it was made for me.
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever
im still laughing about this they were so mad omg
I need to lose 30 pounds in today
i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
i was thinking this last night..